She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I deserve this hangover.
I party with great urgency now.
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