I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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