As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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