you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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