it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
