we have officially lost it.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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