Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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