yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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