Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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