Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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