Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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