Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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