He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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