You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
