No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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