I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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