sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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