she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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