Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
tell me about the eggs
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