did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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