office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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