I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm jealous of your bromance
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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