do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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