Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
