But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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