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Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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