you turned your livingroom into a bong?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Congratulations! We have a period
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