god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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