its not stalking. its research.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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