I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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