Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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