And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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