I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
time to smoke my breakfast
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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