You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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