Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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