Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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