Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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