I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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