It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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