my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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