Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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