Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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