If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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