Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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