You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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