I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sorry about my life...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
