i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
