I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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