I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
