i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
